THIS is the funniest post...
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I have a present for Todd.
Next week, I'll show him a silhouette of the box.
In two weeks, I'll show him a picture of the packaging.
In a month, I'll show him a picture taken with my fog machine on and vaseline on the camera lens.
Granted, Todd needs to understand that this is my artistic interpretation of a present and might not look like what he may expect. It might even have a peg leg, because no one really knows what my present actually looked like!




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